- me: *blink*
- parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO
-letsplaypretend;
- black people: black pride!
- native people: native pride!
- latino people: latino pride!
- gay people: gay pride!
- white people: white pri- *stabbed and then burned alive*
(via look-north)
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Cant even explain how true this post is. It’s like i wrote it myself. Omfg.
(Source: staypozitive, via letterstolauren)
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- judge: so why did you do it?
- serial killer: YOLO
- jury: well he has a valid point
- judge: case solved, defendant found not guilty because of yolo
- me on facebook:
- i hate you
- i hate your face
- i thought picnik closed
- shut the fuck up
- where are the rest of your shorts
- it's 15 degrees you must be cold in that bikini
- who are you
- who do you think you are
- why
- you hipster little shit
(Source: momfuckingleave, via annmarierose)
one time i was at dairy queen and i turned my blizzard upside down because it stays in the cup then my friend was like hey i didn’t see it do it again, so i did it again
it’s back asdfhaqdfj
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